I'm going out on a limb here !! i hope i offend no one but i thought these were funny and wanted to share. I hope you find humor in this to and men no offense. The world would be a dull place without you !!!!!!!!!! 

1.Why do men become smarter during sex ???

> Because they are plugged into a genius

2.Why don't women blink during sex ???

> They don't have time

3.Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertalize one egg ???

> They don't stop to ask for directions

4.Why do men snore when laying on their backs ???

> Their balls fall over their butthole and they vapor lock

5.Why did god make men before women ???

> You need a rough draft before you make a final copy

6.How many men does it tkae to put the toilet seat down ??

> Dont know it never happens

7.Why did god put men on earth

> Vibrators cant mow the lawn

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A couple is lying in bed and the man say " Im gonna make you the happiest woman in the world.
She says " I"ll miss you"

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" It"s hot today " as Jack is stepping out of the shower.He says " honey what do you think the nieghbors would say if i mowed the lawn like this"
She Says " Probably i married you for money "

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What do you call a good looking, intelligent, sensitive man ???

>> A Rumor

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What does it mean if a man is down on the bed gasping and calling your name ???

> You didnt hold the pillow down long enough

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How do you keep your husband from reading your email ??

> Rename it instruction manual